Christians are straight up FREAKS
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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