i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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