Don't you send me to vm
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
