plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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