never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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