My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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