does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I wish you could order shots online.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
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Are you still at the party or did I leave?
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
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Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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