i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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