A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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