The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
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I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
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don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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