Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done