spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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