Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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