A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
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Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
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Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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