This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
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I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
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Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
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I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize