That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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