This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
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she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
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So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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