well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
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you inspire me to be a worse person
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
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also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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