Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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