He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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