that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
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is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
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i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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