Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
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Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
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Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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