Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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