We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
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Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
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Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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