You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
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He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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