when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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