real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
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Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
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we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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