I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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