i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
she pinky promised me she was 18
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
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So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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