I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
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I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
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I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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