This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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