i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
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I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
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She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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