We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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