I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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