Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
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OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
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I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
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