I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
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did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
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SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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