I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
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What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
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Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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