Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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