Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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