he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
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