if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
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I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
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there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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