when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Randomize
