my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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