there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
we should paint friendship bongs
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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