you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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