Three words: puerto rican gang bang
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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