my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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