How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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