Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
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Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
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