I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
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