...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
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You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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