There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
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The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
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I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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