Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
my sisters under your porch take her home
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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