I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
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something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
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Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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