dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
